Twerks of Being a Wallflower

 

Anonymous said: I find it offensive that you reblog posts that refer to non-Jews as "gentiles." How would you like it if Christians referred to you as a heretic?

hckleinman:

Gentile means “non-Jew.” That’s it. If you are offended by being called “not Jewish,” then I recommend you talk to a rabbi about whether or not Judaism is right for you.

  • me: ...have we had any fruits or vegetables today?
  • girlfriend: umm....
  • me: oh wait. you had that banana
  • girlfriend: covered in chocolate. with rainbow sprinkles!
  • me: ...
  • girlfriend: rainbow is the color of fruit!

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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photojojo:

Cirque du Soleil is mostly known for its vibrant costumes and stunning acrobatics, but recently they decided to incorporate a host of the latest Quadcopters into a futuristic skit.

With the help of Swiss professor Raffaelo D’Andrea, Cirque du Soleil automated the flight patterns of the Quadcopters to create a beautifully choreographed piece of theater.

Cirque du Soleil Uses Drones in a Beautifully Choreographed Skit

via Motherboard

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babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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schoolteacherjammette:

the-goddamazon:

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

LMFAOOOO I was finna be mad as shit but this shit was hilarious and golden.

WELL DONE good good

(Source: youtube.com, via xozombiemermaid)